Plotless mess of disaster porn.
Hi, I'm Madison and I like sleep.

bestfriencl:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

This can’t be the new assassin’s creed, thats a woman.


Patrick Bateman’s living room in “American Psycho.”

Patrick Bateman’s living room in “American Psycho.”

"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."

wow this made me sad. (via jumpscare)

Omg

(via nvmbr10th)

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
clonist:

DANCE (Colors Magazine) - October 2010

clonist:

DANCE (Colors Magazine) - October 2010

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
 
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